I'm going to save the lime from my McDonald's salad to use in my Corona later tonight.
Since she's grinding up on your thigh right now, I'm sending you this text hoping it makes your phone vibrate in her vagina
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
I've turned into a small time drug dealer, now who's the real MVP.
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
Woke up this morning to him making out with me in his sleep, then I had to go on a scavenger hunt to find a used condom before my roommate got back... it was under my pillow.
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
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