oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
So i had sex for a couple seconds last night
I made her dinner: Beefaroni with grated parmesan cheese on top. Luckily she showed up drunk and gave me head, "For spending so much time preparing."
I just made my bed perfectly before realizing that I'll be too drunk to appreciate it tonight
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
Do you have any idea how horrifying it is to hear your sister and her husband fucking then immediately go down stairs only to hear your parents fucking....... I wish I was Hellen Keller right now.
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
I told him I was on the pill and it was OK to fire away. I want to never have to wear panty house or ever go to an office again. This is my early retirement plan. I want half of his NBA money.
yeah, I don't think I'm getting into the baseball game tonight. The security guard definitely saw me bowl over that child.
I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
Just saw the cop you hooked up with over break. He’s def hotter in uniform.
Tell him to stop shaving his pubes. #Notmyjam
Pretty sure I just pissed straight whiskey...
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