question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
I left two hundred in singles in your car sorry about the mess
At the bar. Madeline and I totally brought our own pitcher from home because they always run out. Hello alcoholism.
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
Yeah! I was just fired because there was an over hire and the new girl is hotter than me. Seeing as how the new girl is my baby sister I think punching my manager is excusable.
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
you take my contact solution?
drank it last night then filled it with brandy for the plane ride.
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
Maybe life is about finding the person you DO want to cuddle with after they rail you like a porn star
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
Grandma had me open the boxes that were delivered today. She got a sex swing, I've settled on "You go girl" as my official reaction.
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