oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
Puked on a Tom Jones impersonator on the strip
Just found out the guy that gave me herpes died. now everytime I get a flare up, it'll be like he's coming back to say hello
Thanks for last night. Sorry if i was obnoxious. I respect your morals and i wouldn't want you to lose your virginity to a drunk girl in your mom's prius.
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
Sometimes in life you just have to realize the security deposit isn't worth it.
So when he asked me to go on a date tonight, I didn't think the words "have you tried a suppository" would be part of the evening.
Pretty sure my boss knows there's Jack smell coming out of my pores right now... He just gave me a look...
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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