Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
woke up this morning with "hah" written on my penis.i was like wtf?? morning wood kicked in and found out what it really said, haNNah.then i remembered.
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
Hey, i turned the toilet into a water fountain. Drink up.
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
You coulda licked the floor this morning and got drunk.
Fun Fact: I do not remember what its like to be sober between drinking off and on for two weeks at my "vacation" and being on painkillers for my mouth now
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
I literally am filling up a victoria's secret bag with stuff that would give my parents a heart attack to hide in my roommates' room. This is being an adult when parents visit
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
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