stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
I couldn't walk, so he carried me all the way home; and then I told him that I wasn't drunk enough to fuck him. Poor kid.
she just came into my room, drunkenly shoved six dollars into my bra and told me to spend it on chicken wings.
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
Turns out the average person our age has never run from the cops. Life: we're doing it right.
Stop saying "make it happen". I'm not gonna say "hey, you should get naked with your sister and roll around together while I penetrate you both"
Yes. Do not say that. That will not make it happen.
Still. Make it happen
I'm gonna hop on that dick and ride it into the sunset
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
Well that's very sweet of you. I have a strange feeling you're going to regret this when you sober up.
NO REGRETS FUCK DA POLICE
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
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