Note to self: When getting ready to leave with a kid in a wheelchair don't say Let's roll
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
Its a sad day when your bush has a better set of hair than you do
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
he was so drunk I had to hold him up and he started crying when he heard an ambulance siren and said "is that for me?"
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
Just think, this time last Cinco de Mayo you were holding me up and finding me passed out in the yard of that house.
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
Highlight of the night was you walking into the men's room yelling "My husband is diabetic" and crawling under the stall to yell at me.
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
Aaaaaaand, there's the title of my second book. "One Dick. Six Angles."
Well thank god i want six autographed copies
Somehow reaching for the flaming hot cheetos ended up in the best sex of my life
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