In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
Literally passed out while tubing... Boating while hammered is a blast but thank God for life jackets
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
A guy just walked down the street dressed as Mickey Mouse holding a 40oz. Where the hell did you leave me?
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
This is what we do on Thursday nights. Spray tans, blunts and drawing pictures of cats.
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
That's how you know it was a good night if two months later you finally realized your skirt never made it home and you found out where it was.
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
Serio, who the fuck falls down coming offstage wearing nothing but pasties, a g-string, and a fake moustache, and now suddenly needs a tetanus shot. Me. That's who.
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
Just had my butthole waxed. If that changes your plans for Saturday..
I want sex. When is an appropriate time post funeral to ask for something like that. Like when it gets dark out?
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