I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
i just fucked the bartender on my cruise to get free alcohol. have things gone too far?
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
I just tried to sell my homemade "lightning bolt stencil for pubes" on Etsy.
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
I will forever be haunted by the image of you hurrying to finish your Jimmy Johns sandwich in the Taco Bell drive thru so you could proceed to order $17 dollars worth of shitty Mexican food.
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
I'm high and I have a consensual booty call on the way and just thought that it was a good time to let you know that I think that you are a stellar person.
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
I have 4 more smokes and 6 more beers to go before I make a life changing decision like that.
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