as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
Did you seriously take investment advice from our coke dealer?
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
Haha! You know I mean that in a positive way. Like, "let them eat cake!" Or in our case, "let them achieve obesity from the two entree plate at Panda Express!"
its the first football sunday and my boyfriend isn't excited. this isn't gonna last unless he makes me snacks and brings me beer during the game.
Yes. I will keep putting the beer into my stomach and eventually the bartender will make a mistake
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
I may have just sent her dad a picture of my penis. His name's Myron, right?
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