when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
He told everyone he was going inside...an hour later we get a knock on the garage door from some dude telling us a guy is passed out on the lawn and we should get him inside because it's about to rain
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
Last night, I accomplished the impossible. I pissed while riding my bicycle home without pissing all over myself. My Dutch friends gave me a round of applause and said I was now the king of holland.
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
Did you really get up in the middle of a tattoo to go get Taco Bell?
I'm coming right back.
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
Randomize
