You up for the gym tonight after work?
I'm up for a light workout and a nice yog.
Fair enough, I'm gonna hit it hard today.
Chris Brown style, or less felonious?
Haha, all felonious.
i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
I swallowed your vile semen and you don't know what color my fucking eyes are!?
I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
He stopped in the middle of us having sex and asked "is today Monday?" then went even faster
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas?
A safari of penis I hurt to the core
I just got a get of my turf look from a hooker. Apparently, Ninja Turtles T-shirt+Jeans+Flip-Flops=Hooker Gear. Woot.
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
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