are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
just woke up with an anonymous loaf of bred in my bed and a piece in my mouth. this says alot about my life.
What do ugly girls do when they get too drunk at parties. They can't pull the whole "sorry i passed out on your couch but i'm hot so it doesn't matter "card
its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
I was out with the drag queens until 7am. This is the hangover I needed to kick my ass back to sobriety. Dear Virgin Mary, fuck my life.
you showed up at my door at 3am, handed me a bag of cold chicken nuggets and said "lead me to the non-irish Siobhans," do YOU think you were tripping?
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
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