i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
The drunk fake out is her specialty. She'll agree to come with us and two seconds later we check to make sure she's still there and we see her booking it down the hall in the opposite direction.
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
A girl just asked me if we had pregnancy tests and a coworker had to stop me from telling her I was a pregnancy test. THAT is why I don't drink at work.
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
i know i saw many looks of jealousy when i walked solo into subway carrying a cheesy gordida crunch after taco bell closing hours
I'm sure for most of the people, it was the one and only miracle they will see
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
I want you to remember that you started masturbating in front of a car full of people. That drunk.
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
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