just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
you rearended a car with your bike and then puked all over his back windshield. They made BUI's for you.
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
Please don't tell me I was shouting "I'm bleeding from my vagina" in front of my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend.
I've created a drink called, "watching the sound of music with grandma." its straight vodka
Lives are in shambles. Livers are in disrepair. Our friend was missing for 2 days. His brother slept in a porta potty. God damn you college world series
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
Okay. We're coming naked. We need Saran wrap and plastic forks.
Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
We are going to the humane society and getting you microchipped so you don't get lost on your birthday. Either that or your getting a child leash
Within the hour, he sent me 8 texts and 4 voice memos. One of the memos was just him whistling for 3 minutes. ...It's official, I attract the crazies.
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
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