She's JV to your varsity
did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
I don't wanna do a drive in or see a movie tonight. I wanna play some Golden Tee and butt fuck a girl in the bathroom of some bar and proceed with Golden Tee
We need to stop sleeping with people based on which NFL team they like.
I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
I just want to lay in a bed of egg mcmuffins and cry
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
I have to call my new boss to accept the job offer so you have pack the bowl while I pretend I'm a responsible adult THEN we can get high
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
Why do I have a separate credit card just for booze? Because I saved enough points so Saturday we are flying to Denver to smoke legal weed and fly back in the same day.
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
She was talking about how a garden gnome was hitting on her the whole night. We thought she was just that high, but turned out the gnome was that guy in the weird hat.
Listen gotta draw the line somewhere. Apparently that line is at my nuts.
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