You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
so my aunt is sitting on the couch, eating a brownie and watching the biggest loser saying how it's not that hard to eat healthy
man i love america
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
The vodka told me to go iceskating on my frozen pool. I may have attempted.
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
My neighbor Chris is here. I am warning you, he is wearing a kilt I just saw his balls. Be incredibly careful that you don't see what I did.
Hungover in church. I can feel stained glass Jesus judging me.
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
And thanks for putting me in that safety position on the bathroom floor while I was spooning the toilet
just had a woman ask me to donate my eggs so that her baby could look like me. don't know whether to get a restraining order or be flattered. thoughts?
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