I have a feeling we are going to become cougars together.
Mmmm, vodka for breakfast
I was so drunk last night I wanted to download a Busta Rhymes album.
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
Ah shit... I sleep-ate chocolate pudding again.
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
Can u please come get me. My car keys are gone. Somehow I ended up sleeping in my trunk
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
tell me there's a reason my bed smells like paint thinner
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
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