they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
im pretty sure i tried to attack the vending machine last night
lol who won
well im in the hospital right now so u tell me
It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
so I told him I hadn't been laid since Bush was president. Right after he cums, he says "Welcome to the Obama Administration".
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
you convinced the bartender to un-cut you off by letting him touch your boobs whenever you ordered a drink.
Places you have drunkenly threatened to piss: my bed, my bros bed, my moms bed, my bros wedding
We raised our shot glasses and you screamed out "TO MY DAD FINALLY GOING TO REHAB!"
I don't have any swimsuits that don't show off the weird handprint bruises on my hips. Do you have a onepiece I can borrow?
They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
Hey girl, do you remember you made me brush your hair with a plastic fork on Saturday night?
There's like a dolphin trainer convention here or something. I will parlay this trip to Vegas into riding Shamu if its the last thing I do.
No one parties "Full Karen". She once broke a couple up at the bar, ate the girl out in the bathroom and took the guy home.
My cousin was arrested on a class b felony for selling meth out of the back door of McDonald's where he worked. Apparently it was the extra special sauce.
It was a career choice to be sure... Mistakes were made.
I sharted in court today and had to sit on it for about three and a half hours.
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