we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
I'll sleep on the bed... The couch is now designated banging area. Any banging performed outside of that area will be subject to fines of cleaning up stains.
He told me I handled myself pretty well considering how drunk I was. He failed to realize that the lollipop I had was one I found on the ground a few minutes before hand.
Uhh... I think I meant "Be proud, I'm taking shots before my public speaking test." "Coffee and vodka is not good" and "Also, I'm giving blood drunk."
As I'm trying to leave her house she shushes me and puts my hand on her boob, then goes back to sleep. In like 30seconds. What the fuck.
Idk man, most things I eat are even better than I expected. Like when I drunkenly put mac and cheese on a slice of cheese pizza or when I soberly put mac and cheese into a Taco Bell burrito.
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
That is priceless. You walk into her house, fuck her husband and demand Chinese food. Your an inspiration to us all.
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
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