I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
Ughh on my way to the bathroom now... literally just puked on myself and cleaned it off with a hot dog bun... I love tailgate
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
Two hot shots of tequila for breakfast? Yeah today is gonna be a shit show
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
I was walking out of the bar when he said I'll see you later and I said I'll see you in my dreams and then fell face first and broke my nose
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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