Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
If you were a Panda and I were a Koala and we had a baby, it'd be a falafel. Just think about that.
I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
I spit up blood this morning
That's vegas.
bringing a ziploc bag full of Jim Beam to the movies may not have been the best idea.
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
Occasionally I curse my inner 15 year old when I'm fulfilling their dreams as a slut, but I roll with it.
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
my whole wardrobe smells like substance abuse
Celebrated Veteran's Day by getting a Marine (who just got back from deployment in the middle east) drunk and laid for the first time in 6 months. #Murica
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