well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
I may or may not be drunk driving a golf cart. Vegaaaassssssss.
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
We banged through her entire lady gaga playlist. I can die happy now
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
Exact words that were just spoken as she was on her 6th, yes 6th piece of bread: "I'm only eating the soft and chewy inside of the bread-I am taking the crust home to feed my turtles"
Just used my flashlight app to find a gummy lifesaver I dropped on the floor
I like how you're utilizing your resources
it's the amount of time you spend on preventing me from puking that really cements this friendship
you told me your favorite colors were "pink" "no pants" and "Mexican food"
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
I told him I thought I was pregnant and he told me he accidentally killed my bird.
Circle of life.
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