I feel like tequila is Gods way of lighting my fuse to do something awesome
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
Just remembered seeing jalepenos in my vomit last night. Reminded me to thank you for sharing your queso with me. You're a good friend.
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
We need large glitter to throw at people to signify our mystic nature
Fuck their feelings and their drinks they will get hit with sparkly confetti
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
there is such a gross feeling of satisfaction when the married guy i used to hook up with likes my facebook status.
Its because she suspects I'm a frequent drug user, which I am, but I am going to make her feel like she is crazy for believing it.
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