I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
I wish you got a notification every time someone masturbated to a Facebook picture of you...
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
I just noticed that when I sneeze...my nipples get hard.
If she makes a move, pretend to have a seizure.
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
I puked so hard this morning that I peed my pants. I'm a gem.
No, you made a silk sheet toga and held up a dildo calling yourself "The Statue of Puberty". People made pilgrimages from the other party down the block to see you.
When she said "Tighten your safety belt and hold on!", that should have been a clear sign to me that one should never go off-roading in a rental car. On the bright side, they were able to tow her car out the next morning.
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
i opened the door and you were passed out on my doorstep wearing ugly shorts and cuddling a pinnapple, i dont know what happened to you.
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
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