But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
theyll ask where you are and ill say on a date crying in a sombrero
like that time i did too much ghb at gay pride
I hope the walls stop moving before my manager notices that i'm still drunk.
Hey fuck you and your taint. I'm just riding a canoe called life, back the fuck off. P.s. I need a ride
Oh, and i love you too. Im just a selfish dick who had to talk about myself first
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
All I've consumed in the last 24 hours is cranberry vodka and kosher for passover biscotti
That's what happens when you party with the tribe
EITHER I'M HIGH OR JUST REACHED A NEW LEVEL OF SINGLE FEMALE SADNESS BECAUSE THIS BROWNIE IS GIVING ME ORGASMS
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
I just sucked dick on a ferry
God knew I'd have horrible taste in men, so made me asexual to ensure I'd never fuck them.
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