Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
We were having sex on the balcony and this guy walked by, so drunkily i said "dont move, he cant see us if we dont move."
false alarm. still invincible.
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
You flew out of the bedroom, stole two Solo cups from the beer pong table, put them on your feet, clicked your heels together three times
I just dropped a paperclip into my cleavage while talking to the company president... That's an awkward moment.
Did you at least offer to let him get it out??
Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica!
I'm beginning to think that women just have dogs at home as an excuse to leave ASAP after hooking up, without sounding like a typical guy.
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