his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
My dinner last night was 3000 calories of beer. Slept kneeling on the floor w/ my head on a couch
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
Its official the day you get back into town we are having a going away to jail party for me. My last wish before prison is to shit faced drunk with you, get into a fist fight, and then cuddle up and fall asleep. Just like old times <3
The other night I NICELY told her she looked like Jack Sparrow
I'm sitting in the breakroom facing a very large sign that says "inappropriate workplace behaviors", and i can't help but feel like it is directed at me
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
I'm sorry I threw a frog in your car last night.
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
Get your heels and tits on! I’m not wasting a Brazilian because his fucking kid ate paste or Legos and ruined an afternoon suite sex and room service
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