Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
and honestly a story about how you met your future husband that DOESN'T include the words "creeped him on facebook" is really not a story worth sharing
i'm too stoned to be pregnant. the kicking is morse code for wanting beef jerky.
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
I have your shoes, your bike, and someones blue underwear. Round 2 tonight?
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
The Winnie the Pooh costume was great until you got drunk and started yelling at the kids asking for pictures.
You know, I think I'm going to rock the shit out of this whole mid-twenties thing. Fuck babies and weddings -- I have vodka and young cock.
It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.
He was standing in the living room wearing a Donald Trump wig and looking very disappointed
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
While buying Plan B the lady at the counter looked at me and said hope you have a successful night as I walked away in shame
Its really hard to take a shit when the dog wont stop trying to crawl into your lap
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