and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
I'm crying at a bar by myself drinking a pear martini drawing things dicks are scared of. How was your day?
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
But he was still all, "YOU TEXTED TONY WHILE YOU WERE GETTING FUCKED?!" Like THAT was the weird part.
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
Well, I hope you're having fun. I'm just gonna lay here and wait for death - shouldn't be long now.
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
last time we tried to watch a movie together, we ended up having really aggressive sex. during the Lion King. so what Disney classic will we be ruining this time?
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
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