Doug is wearing your sports bra fyi
found an unmarked box of photos in the garage, they were from when my parents first got together. It was fun laughing at their ridiculous eighties outfits and hairstyles, until I found a pic of my dad. naked. with a boner.
sometimes in life you just needs hand puppets
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
We looked at pictures of a Texas banjo contest from 2006 for a half hour and then were surprised by who won. That stoned.
When Vanessa's kindergarten teacher called me in because she was caught with her hand down some boys pants in the bathroom, I knew you babysat last week.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
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