Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
My "High Times" magazine came in today, as well as my girlfriend's new sex toys. We're calling in sick today.
I told him we couldn't have sex because I was ovulating and "I come from fertile people."
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
God this is like a meg Ryan movie without the restaurant orgasms
Why can't all sociopaths be as fabulous as me?
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
they told me that it was glow in the dark and would make me magical. I was too drunk to say no. I woke up to a purple vagina.
its like a neon Im stupid as fuck sign
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