these burps are starting to have way more vomit in them,
her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
Survival tip #3: while you're hooking up with him, don't say he reminds you of his brother
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
Our friendship just got weirder. He snapchated me the porn he was watching.
Stop calling me, Mom. I'm in his closet. You're gonna blow my cover and I'm about to catch this lying SOB.
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
I think the cop who arrested me yesterday is at my gym rn should I say hi
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
In celebration of finishing my homework, lets drink tea w/ vodka
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