she called me screaming that i shouldn't ignore her phone calls, because she's not trying to get me to hang out with her and she doesn't want to be my girlfriend, she just wants sex.
what did you do?
i asked her out. that's so hot.
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
Upperdeckered the toilet. Took sombrero off, drawing too much heat. Witnessed glassing. In bush, come findme.
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
THAT FUCKER WASTED TWO OF MY COLORED CONDOMS! HE DIDN'T EVEN FUCKING FINISH IN IT HE JUST SLAPPED IT ON AND WASTED IT!
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
Someone snapchat me a pic of you topless laying on the bar with Scotty pouring a bottle of tequila down your throat. IT'S NOT EVEN ELEVEN YET.
School starts next week
Driving home this morning in my minion costume makes me rethink the 0 tint on my windows.
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
I had to cum in my sink.
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
Her hand jobs are magic. They smell like vanilla and awesomeness. She made me forget how to walk
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