new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
forced to watch US open for father's day. only perk is discovering dustin johnson...reeeeally hoping that this golf sex addiction thing is contagious
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
Oh shit. My drunken car sex is on Google Earth.
Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica!
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
You were trust falling into bushes
She made me pour olive oil on her.
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