If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
I just walked into his bathroom to see two poops floating... no toilet paper. WTF!?
too bad being hungover isnt a job. just threw up from 9am to 5pm
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
i seriously just licked my laptop for traces of blow from the other night
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
If you're not on crutches for breakfast, I'll feel like I've failed you.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
Saw 2 lesbians fist fighting outside the bar tonight. I was startled yet slightly turned on
I just told my bowl "sorry" for putting it down, because I thought I hurt its feelings. omg. I'm high.
Fuck this pandemic. She grabbed the hand sanitizer instead of the hand lotion while giving me a hand job and now my dick is burning and scrotum are on fire
A hand job? Are you 12?
That’s all I need in life: vibrators, butt plugs, strawberry lube, and sour gummies
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