he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
Wow. A quad shot of peppermint schnapps. I feel like I just deep throated a candy cane. Best 21st ever.
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
Where is a good place to buy a New Year's outfit that acknowledges I don't have tits but screams I suck dick like a champ?
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
I might attempt to pee into a cup while driving. I'll let you know how it goes.
Also if i get drunk and start crying about the elephants you all have my permission to abandon me.
He thought I was gay. I had to explain I just really like wearing flannel.
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
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