My aunt just said- "pizza is like sex. Even if it ain't good it ain't bad." Obviously she doesn't know us too well.
i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
Sometimes things go your way and sometimes you get hit on by a fat drunk girl.
And I really REALLY don't feel like cleaning cinnamon off my penis tonight.
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
Just left a strip club where they let me on stage to teach them tricks. Time of my life!
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
New low: uploading my contacts into Facebook in an attempt to get the name of the girl I brought home last night.
He stopped eating me out to remind me to look at the stars
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
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