id be glad to
Please, let me fuck your mom
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
I'm sober enough to realize she looks like a man, but drunk enough to do it anyways
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
What's up with the fire hydrant in the laundry room?
How do you initiate sexting are u supposed to be like yo I'm peeing and eating a clif bar and texting and thinking about you naked all at the same time
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
IM HUNGOVER AT MOTHERS DAY BRUNCH AND A NUN FROM CHURCH JOINED US
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
She started crying, nearly punched a guy, started smoking multiple cigarets backwards and broke the slide on her bong. Why do I always end up babysitting the crazy ones?
also, i'm not sure if i'm proud to say this but our regional manager's hot fiance was grinding on me at the reception while he stood and watched.
i suppose that explains why he told me he plans on promoting you this Friday.
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