I didn't shave. On purpose
i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
Apparently last night drunk me put my phone in a cup of beer to make it "fun scented".
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
I'm pretty sure I just need an IV drip of Plan B at this point...
Just saw some lesbians get in a fistfight in an Arby's parking lot. It's good to be home.
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
my god I love twenty year old dicks
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
I accidentally put Bacardi in my coffee this morning. I ain't even mad.
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