i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
Apple trackpads and semen don't mix. On the way to the Apple Store.
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
Come over, we're having a tea party. And by a tea party I mean we're drinking whiskey from tea cups.
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
I am honestly trying to remember his name. All I can remember is that he had a weird mole, a daughter and a lot of cocaine. Please stop letting me pick up at gay night.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
I cried over the lack of milkshakes I've consumed in the last month
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
I jizzed in his mayonnaise and put it back in the fridge. Shouldn't have stolen my weed.
Don't tell me I can do whatever makes me happy while also saying I have to put on pants.
I fucked a 6 foot tall guy who has abs showing without even flexing... I am a wizard and I have magical powers.
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