Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
My aunt totally just drunk dialed me when i was super stoned, it was so intense
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
I would feel worse for you if you weren't waking up between a pair of double Fs that attached to a classically trained chief. Im still jacking off eating hot pockets.
So I just stole my deans keys to break into the dining hall to get coco puffs. I shouldn't have gone to this meeting stoned.
No seriously you guys are gonna get arrested
Do me a favor I want you to reach down the front of your pants and underwear and just feel around for a while... if you happen to find your balls then join us
You rolled onto your side and told me 'this is the recovery position'. That was after you were stoned. You've done this way too much.
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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