I was at the bar last night dancing, puking in a trash can, and ordering another drink all at the same time. Have I lost my dignity?
haha no as long as you did hook up with anybody after that.
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Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
Our neighbors just passed us a blunt from their deck, and are hooking us up.
I just baked them cookies. We're friends now.
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
Okay so I'm high eating chili cheese fries bra-less watching Mulan, could I be doing any better at life right now?
I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with your dad
Yeah then you killed that bottle of Bacardi in under 20 minutes. So much for being an organ donor.
I may have had several rum punches and then gone to the store and used European cucumbers to prove my baton twirling prowess.
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
I just heard a crying baby from out my apartment window and yelled SAME
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