Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
Dude, its flawless. what could go wrong?
Jail. That could go wrong.
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
I was running around taking people's drinks at the bar and just dumping it into my Gatorade bottle screaming roofies.
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
My car windows are covered in lube. Happy 4th of July!
So I deleted all the text from my phone, was looking for my mom's coffee order and show the coffee guy the pic of me eating pussy.
I told him I tried to eat a stranger's sandwich while I was drunk. Mildly disappointed but he realizes he has me for a kid.
Look, as flattering as it is, I'm getting a little tired of being everyone's go-to girl for a threesome.
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
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