You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
don't ever tell me how terrible your next walk of shame is until you run into your little brother on his way to class.
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
I was all over the place but at every locale you would pop out of nowhere and hand me a huge drink and say "HAMMERED"
I am the fairy godmother of the drink.
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
I'd rather have snapchat than feelings.
And for the record I didn't even have sex last night. I threw up in his toilet and slept in his bed until noon
I balled in the shower for 20 minutes, rolled up to the meeting late looking like a gremlin, and my one night stand was standing there in a suit
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
You can't say that. Only if you have peed on the side of the highway in daylight while signing Christmas songs can you say that.
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