make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
There is a banner on a house by campus that says "welcome to college dads. Thanks for dropping off your daughters!"
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
After you took the handle off the bathroom door I had to coach the Scottish guy sitting on the toilet, throwing up in his own lap, how to put his pants back on. Yes, I think he won the drinking game.
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
i had to cut you off after you shoved a bunch of bottle caps in your mouth and pretended you had braces.
I feel like strippers are like dogs, the more you show you're terrified the faster they come at you.
Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
I whipped my shit out and she just stared at it with a mean face. It was like a face off in a heavyweight boxing fight.
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like running into your ex boyfriend at the liquor store at 3 in the afternoon.
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