dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
i found a dude playing guitar on the portapotty
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
do you remember putting condoms over both your hands and asking me if your fists would be too big.
she looked me in the eyes and called me a poet because i was singing lady gaga, then she fell over...
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
it would be nice to just get drunk, not hook up with anyone, and not die this weekend
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
you're avoiding the subject, i want to know how you ended up at the strip club with the dog, fucker
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
An we can hold bottles of vodka in our hands singing yo ho a pirates life for me
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
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