He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
My roommate didn't flush after her miscarriage. Time to drink myself blind. I need you for moral support. Or so I don't have to drunkenly cry alone anymore. Whatever, help.
You can't break up with me and ask me for a handjob on the same day. At least not in that order.
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
You are so predictable. I am willing to bet 20$ that instead of going out you are sitting on your couch, stoned, watching Seinfield re-runs and eating cheezits.
1. they're goldfish. 2 fuck you
I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
Randomize
