I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
Married on the beach in PCB while blackout drunk. Bonged beers on the sandbar for a bachelor party. They shotgunned beers at the end of the vows. How is spring break allowed to happen?
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
You were with some girl. Your exs best friend. Your shirt was half undone and she was telling you to put your penis away. It wasn't out but you wanted to. Patron is your weaknes.
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
You fed me pizza off a sword last night.
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
Did I try to sell your body for chicken tenders last night?
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
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