I feel like death. Did you die last night?
Nope. Ready for round 2. Fiesta!
unreal. Greatest comeback since Jesus
just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
You know you have a problem when the only thing that saves you is that you drank so late into the night that you sleep through the designated walk of shame time window
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
I think the multiple Sunday morning sirens outside my window are a plot by the cops to get back at me for the shit we pulled last night. Or I should move to a better area.
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
I may have unintentionally punched your cat twice but he's an asshole anyway.
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
I'm basically cruising around listening to 90's gangsta rap with my meatball sub telling people to go fuck themselves
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
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