Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
I just found a beer bottle in my xmas tree while disassembling it. God, I'm going to miss the holidays.
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
Just threw up in the garbage can outside the liquor store... I'm pretty sure that's some sort of distress signal.
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
Sitting in my kitchen at 3am, craving dick and eating peanut butter instead. I'm not sure how I feel about being 27.
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
Holy fuck, my entire boob is bruised! Lierally my boob is just one big bruise.
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
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